Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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