normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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