I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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