so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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