Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
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honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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