Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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