I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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