If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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