There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Just high enough for therapy.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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