either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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