I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Randomize
