You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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