she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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