Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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