I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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