I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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