what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
