Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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