White coat. Heels.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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