The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
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