Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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