what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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