Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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