Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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