so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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