Its about making memories worth repressing
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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