Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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