So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
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