There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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