if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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