Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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