Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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