do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
