I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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