It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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