Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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