butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
the day after is always just damage control
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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