This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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