Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
All I want is dick and wine.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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