Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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