About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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