Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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