Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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