a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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