I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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