Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I don't want my vagina anymore.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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