even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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