U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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