I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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