I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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