okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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